Nobody understands how much I want to eat a Double AA Battery, like, Actually. It's insatiable. I really want to eat one. I love the ones from Sam's Club because they're really shiny and they look like they'd taste like tangy metal, you know? Like yes, it might kill me, but look at that shine boy 😳🤤!! I really like shiny things!!! Metal also just tastes pretty damn good. Never knock until you try!