My name is Steven McRae, founder of Mighty Whiteys. 100,000 years ago today, I realized that the world has not shown our White Men the love that they deserve. They've been abandoned for centuries, forced to eat cement blocks and missile launchers for lunch since they were seven years old. These White Men need love. They need guidance. They need you. Join Mighty Whiteys today and you will receive a FREE White Man, plus a complementary Generic Unidentified Man if you join within the next twenty minutes!