Mighty Whiteys! ๐
Welcome to Mighty Whiteys, a community designed to tailor white men to your needs! Tired of interesting, cool people? Want a white man to rant about his 1962 vintage Chevy? How about a guy who doesn't know what an emoji is and thinks it's a new government-funded drug being distributed on the streets? Sound good? Then this is DEFINITELY the COMMUNITY for you!
Rules and regulations of Mighty Whiteys!
- Racism and/or any form of discrimination will not be tolerated. This includes non-reclaimable slurs.
- Be respectful of everyone within this community, as it is all meant in fun!
- This is a satirical community. No disrespect is genuine nor intended!
- If this community is not for you, don't interact or post about it! It's not necessary at all. Simply block the members of this community and move on!
- You don't have to be white or be in on the White Army to join! You can simply be a supporter or someone who thinks we are FUN! So enjoy yourself, whoever you are!
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My name is Steven McRae, founder of Mighty Whiteys. 100,000 years ago today, I realized that the world has not shown our White Men the love that they deserve. They've been abandoned for centuries, forced to eat cement blocks and missile launchers for lunch since they were seven years old. These White Men need love. They need guidance. They need you. Join Mighty Whiteys today and you will receive a FREE White Man, plus a complementary Generic Unidentified Man if you join within the next twenty minutes!