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oh; graphic requests are open for me to practice! I'll be reblogging this to my art blog too, because you can also request there!
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K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGH WE WERE 4LIVERS!! ๐ก๐ก WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ECT! ๐ช๐ชTHIS IS NOT FUNNY! ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟalpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! | DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NO00000000!! IM SO SORYY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! โโ i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. ilm so sorry kitten, daddy loves you
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donโt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itโs my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iโll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iโll walk around my house and pick up various different โtrinketsโ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like โIโll be having thatโ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (โtrinketsโ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iโm 99% sure they donโt know itโs me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
I left my door open a crack and now there are ten thousand lighting โกโก bugs ๐๐ชฒ๐๐ are swarming me oh god it stings why is there a disco ball ๐ฎ๐ฟ THEYRE INSIDE its so bright BURNING๐๐ฅ๐one thousand hugs๐บ๐ stinging me ten million fireflirTHE EARTH TURNS. dance ๐๐๐๐๐
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four ruffians break into my house,
"What the devil?"
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "TALLY HO LADS!"
The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.
pronouns.cc is a massive wip! I just remembered I had one
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