EliAftonLookin
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K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGH WE WERE 4LIVERS!! 😡😡 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ECT! 🔪🔪THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 👿👿👿alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! | DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NO00000000!! IM SO SORYY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓⛓ i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. ilm so sorry kitten, daddy loves you
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four ruffians break into my house,
"What the devil?"
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "TALLY HO LADS!"
The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.
pronouns.cc is a massive wip! I just remembered I had one
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