Considering changing my entire vibe and becoming some sad emo poem boy that acts all cool and nonchalant and mysterious but deep down I am nothing but a freak..

I miss my wife I hope she is ok and safe and happy bc I miss her yeah

This is my diary Hi Diaruy dear diary I am craving caffeine life is not the same

I miss my wife

Contemplating creating my yume art but I am. So lazy. And I fear criticism #IHateThesePeople #PleaseSaveMe

Should I make an ask game for this profile or should this just me a diary at this point

When I was nine, I was terrified of bananas because I believed that the seeds in the middle were actually spiders and would crawl around in my tummy, give birth to baby spiders, and then infest my body before exiting via every orifice I possess. It was so bad I would genuinely cry and shake and run off every time I saw a banana. It was the worst thing I ever experienced.

Did anyone else grow up gnawing on their clothes? Like yeah, sucking on your clothes is fun and all, but actually chewing them? Eating them? I sure did it all! I had this one Smurfette shirt when I was nine and after six months, it had so many tiny little holes in it, you could see my tummy and my chest. Therefore I had to throw it away. Quite devastating, as it was the most delicious thing I ever had. I may be showing symptoms of being a mouse.

Back to the alt because being on my main is kind of boring. What if I just made my alt my main </3

Nobody understands how much I want to eat a Double AA Battery, like, Actually. It's insatiable. I really want to eat one. I love the ones from Sam's Club because they're really shiny and they look like they'd taste like tangy metal, you know? Like yes, it might kill me, but look at that shine boy 😳🤤!! I really like shiny things!!! Metal also just tastes pretty damn good. Never knock until you try!