NOW SOMEONE'S ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS!

THERE ARE MANY, AND WITHOUT CHOOSING A MUPPET OR ANY EASY CHOICE, I'LL CHOOSE TRIUMPH THE INSULT DOG

HE IS QUITE THE CONTROVERSIAL PUPPET AND IS QUITE OUTDATED IN HIS JOKES NOWADAYS, BUT AFTER FINDING HIM ON AN EMINEM VIDEO, I FELL IN LOVE! OF COURSE, OUTSIDE OF HIM, I DO LIKE A MAJORITY OF THE MUPPET CAST AS WELL AS ONE OR TWO OTHER FAMOUS VENTRILOQUIST PUPPETS, BUT THE LIST WOULD GO ON FOREVER

IF I COULD CHOOSE ANY PUPPET THOUGH, THEN IT WOULD BE THE CHARACTERS 'FATS' FROM MAGIC, AN OLD HORROR MOVIE! I WOULD SUGGEST CHECKING IT OUT, IT HAS A VERY INTERESTING PLOT