I'm White. I'm Grown. I Own Five Thousand Businesses In This Country. Homosexual, married to Kyle Jones! I Am Wealthy As One Can Get, But I Do Not Give Out Money For Free! I Am NOT MrBeast! I Have One Daughter, Kimberly (14), Via Shared Custody With My Ex-wife Ariana! I Do Not Support the Entire LGBTQ+ Community, Only the Gays and the Lesbians! Don't go Identifying As A Cat or a Bear or a Damn Molecule! I Am Employed And Under Heavy Observation By The US Government. But Fret Not, My New Friends, For I Am Always Up To Something Strange!